Yes, this IS the most interesting thing going on in my life... Why do you ask?
I got tired of dealing with hair (and I only had about 3/4 of an inch of the stuff -- I swear, I don't see how people with long hair can tolerate the stuff), so I decided it was time to shave it off. The problem with that is that I actually shaved at about fifteen to twelve, which means that my head's now all sensitive and I can't sleep on it.

Bah.